If you’re a Definitely Not the Opera (DNTO) fan on CBC radio, you’ll hear me tell a short story on Saturday about getting poisoned by my neighbour. My dear, sweet, thoughtful neighbour and I gardened together for many years.
We like to tell the story like this:
“Remember that time you tried to poison me? I can’t believe you tried to poison me. “
“I didn’t TRY to poison you. I DID poison you, Sam Bradd.”